So here's the thing. You were so out of line it makes me want to punch you. I get it, I really do, but I think anyone would agree that threatening to suspend me is a little bit much. You say I have an attitude problem? No, more like my only problem is you and your stupid class. They say that happiness is the best revenge, so I guess I'll just have to grin and bear it while I suffer through your torturous and excessively long class that makes me want to poke both of my eyes out with a sharp stick. I don't give a shit about your class, let's be honest here. But why should you care? If I fail, I fail. It doesn't affect you in any way. The more you threaten me the less I like you and the more I want to skip your class. So just leave it alone. "Do I have to call the principal down?" No, let's not and say we did. "Do I have to call your mother?" Don't think so. "What should we do?" I don't know. "What do you mean you don't know?" What? "What do you mean?" What? Seriously, you're mumbling. "Why are you saying what? You have a hearing problem today or something? Are you ignoring me? What is the issue? Why are you saying what?" Hmm, I don't know, maybe because I CAN'T HEAR YOU! And my hearing is crap. What do you want me to do about it? Oh! Oh! I know! I'll just whip out my magical hearing magnifier! Because everyone has one of those lying around. In fact I keep one in my pocket just for these special occasions when a teacher is trying to get mad at me but failing miserable because they are mumbling into the corner and using their "serious voice" which is the same as their "dramatic voice" which is really just a whisper. For god's sake. If you're going to suspend me, hurry up and do it before I throw something at your irritating face. 

Much kindness, 

A special student