I was grocery shopping tonight because I am a loser and that is how I spend my saturday nights while everyone else is getting drunk on the grad party boat (p.s. I am willing to bet money that someone will fall overboard), when it dawned on me that life would be so much more interesting if it was disorganized. I got this overpowering urge to grab things at random off the shelves in Safeway and put them back in the wrong spots, until everything is so mixed up that no one can find anything. That would be hilarious! And then when people grocery shopped they would just have to wander down an aisle and hope that what they needed was floating around there somewhere. I wish! Sounds crazy, but really, why do we feel the need to be such freaking perfectionists?! Let's just keep things interesting, shall we?
