You know what really rocks my boat?
When creepy people hit on me. Yeah, thats right: Pierce decided to ask me out, AGAIN. Jeez, have we not been through this already? Did I not already reject you several times? Did I imagine that? I think not, my friend. You have been rejected. Please accept it and move on. I am running out of excuses. Apparently this weekend I am sitting at home clipping my toenails and playing with my cats and doing laundry. Because that is better than going on a date with you. No offence or anything.
And what sinks my boat?
Researching serial killers. Just thought I should throw that out there in case any of you crazy kids thought it might be enjoyable. Because it most certainly is not.
Floats my boat!
Luckily this news is exciting enough to really, really float my boat. Not just a little boat, either. I am talking massive cruise-ship-to-disneyland-and-the-carribbean kind of boat. Brace yourself. I AM GOING TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT IN CONCERT IN SEPTEMBER!!! :) I am going with Georgie and Mia and I am so stinkin excited! This is what gets me through my long and stressful days of sitting in the library doing nothing. (It is very stressful, I tell you.) Oh Taylor, you keep me floatin along.
