Wednesday, February 9, 2011

So, here's the thing. I have no time in my life. I barely have time to blink and breathe. Why did I think I would have time to write a blog? But who cares. For all 3 of my followers, I am making it a goal to write on my blog at least every other day. Because I know how much you all care about my daily dysfunctions. I totally stole that from a notebook at chapters called.. you guessed it.. "My Daily Dysfunctions". I feel like I have something really important to write but I don't. Actually, I have a rant or two. 

Rant #1: Followers
This is quite ironic since the people reading my blog are technically called "followers". I love you guys! So this rant isn't about you. When I say followers, I mean those stupid people who feel the need to copy other people their whole lives. Why is no one themselves! It irritates me to no end. I would say that there are two groups: 
-the people who need to follow what's "in"
-the people who need to follow what's "out"
Here's a novel idea; why don't you just follow yourself? That sounds strange, but really. Try to like what you like, not what other people like or what other people don't like. I like what I like. When I go shopping I'm not looking for things that everyone else is wearing. But I'm also not looking for clothes that are the opposite of whatever everyone else is wearing. It works both ways. I am tired of looking at the same old stereotypical people. EVERYone is so fake! Just be yourself! It is so cliche but so true! 


Rant #2: Money
Why does the world have to revolve around money? Everything is so expensive. There is that saying "Money can't buy happiness" and it is true.. to a point. But really you need money to live and you need to live to be happy. I wish that people weren't so focused on the things in life that are costly. Sometimes I like to just spend a day enjoying life as it is, and not as we try to make it. Because really, that's what it's all about, isn't it? Money and materialism is our way of trying to "improve" the lives we have now. What is wrong with this very moment that we're sitting in? Oh I'm sorry, life isn't good enough for you? Mother nature didn't get the job done right? God didn't create enough "fun" things for you to do? So now you have to spend every day working your butt off so that you can go out and spend it all on pointless crap that you think is making you happier. What a load of bullshit. You are no happier than someone who works less and enjoys life for what it is. Just sit back and relax because money can only get us so far. Maybe I'm wrong but honestly, I don't believe that money can buy us true happiness.