Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Who the heck cares.

I was thinking about this blog, and all my annoying rants, and how probably chances are people either:
a) don't read this
or
b) read this and are super irritated by it and wish I would write about something not whiny and bitchy. 
But hey, isn't that what a blog is for? I was trying to keep this anonymous but now a few people know. I kind of wish that no one knew about it except me and randoms who will never in a million years know what I am talking about. Because I really don't want anyone to judge me for being so unnecessarily rude and bitchy about people I barely even know. But really, how can I not? It is just SO fun to complain! It feels great to be cynical and snarky and tell the world how much I hate hate hate basically just people in general. So here is my little challenge for tomorrow. I am going to try to go a whole day without complaining. I can tell you right now, I will not succeed. But it's fun to pretend like I might. It's kind of like the way I make lists of things I've already done and title it "TO DO" and then whip out my red pen and savour the fabulous sense of accomplishment as I put massive red check marks beside every task. So. Tomorrow will be "no complaint" day. And even though everybody already knows the outcome, just go along with it. Smile, nod, and tell me I am doing a fan-fucking-tastic job of NOT complaining. Even though I will.