Monday, March 7, 2011

I AM A CRAZY! (cotton headed ninny muggins?)

The intensity of today was definitely more than I could handle. Don't ask me why, but it just felt like everything that people said to me today was meant in the worst possible way, and every smile was really a death stare. I am a little loony though. And slightly paranoid. And completely exhausted. I am feeling quite aware of the craziness of my schedule and how it never gives me any time. I feel the need to write this out, just so people really get the gist of it.

Monday
Literature, Law, Writing
Lyrical 7:15-8:15
Ballet 8:15-9:30

Tuesday
English, Geography, French
Jazz Tech. 4:15-5:15
Work 5:15-7:15
Ballet 7:45-9:15

Wednesday
Literature, Law
Work 4:30-6:30
Pointe 6:30-7:30
Jazz 7:30-8:30

Thursday
Geography, English, French 
Volunteer 3:30-5:00
Work 5:15-7:15
Acro 7:15-8:30

Friday
School
Ballet 5:45-7:00

Saturday
Work 10:00-1:00

Sunday
What?! A whole free day? You betcha!

Yup, that's right people. I am slowly going crazy as a result of HAVING NO TIME! If I was Hermione Granger I would just go skipping off to Professor Mcgonagall and ask for a time turner so I could fit everything in. But I doubt Mcdonagall would give me one anyways, since I would just use it to procrastinate my life away. And the Ministry of Magic might not approve. I am feeling like I'm trying to be super witty and funny like that girl's blog "Never Been Kissed" and all her snazzy harry potter references but it just isn't working. I never really got a handle on the whole "witty" thing. I am stuck with being a lame old cotton headed ninny muggins. Cool, now I'm throwing some "Elf" quotes into the mix. I had better go to bed before I start quoting Napolean Dynamite "I see you're drinking 1%, is that cause you think you're fat? cause you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to." TOO LATE, here I go! "Tina, come get some ham! Tina you fat lard, come get your dinner!" Or how about, "A liger. It's pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. It's bred for it's skills in magic." Somebody has seen that movie a few too many times. I can feel a Juno quote coming on. Somebody slap me. Oh, oh , it passed. I'm going to bed.