I may have a tad bit of an overshare problem. Let's count exactly how many people know that I like Millard. Um, nine. How does he not know? My goodness. Oversharer, right here. Holy crap, woman! Keep things to yourself! Maybe word will get back to him and he will find out and he will like me back and then we'll go on a date and it will be magical. It will be just like in Juno because he is Paulie Bleeker and I'm Juno and Flora is Leah. Except minus the whole "let's get pregnant" thing. So really, it isn't the same at all. But maybe he likes orange tic tacs, that would be a plus. Whenever I watch Juno all I can picture is Millard saying those lines. It is quite frightening, actually. What an awkward couple we would be. Millie and Millard. He plays the guitar, what a relief. I like him.
