Okay let's try this again! Since I am feeling particularly jaded today I think it will be easier to do.
Guys:
1) they play games, ie. lead a girl on, change their mind 15 billion times, lead them on some more, then say they aren't ready for a serious relationship, then lead you on some more.
2) guys who act like they aren't allowed to show emotion or talk about their feelings.
3) my god, guys are so annoying. You know what really irks me is when a guy is not himself. Like I'm talking about guys who act like they are really into all of the stereotypical "guy" things when it's obvious they don't actually like them. Or maybe they do like those things, but there are other things they like more. Just be yourself for crying out loud. I don't care what you like as long as you are yourself.
4) guys who talk to you while no one else is around but as soon as their buddies show up you may as well be that tiny little microscopic spec of dirt on the wall beside them.
5) arrogant guys who are all ego (and maybe appearance) and nothing else. Or when guys talk shit about women and make sexist jokes. Yeah, cause that turns me on.
Girls:
1) okay when it really comes down to it, girls are probably even worse. I hate it when girls are fake. Like I mean girls who act so ridiculously far from who they really are. Actually, it's impossible to tell who they really are because they are so done up as someone else, ie. let's wear several pounds of makeup on our faces, dip our hair in bleach, and roll in doritos. Then put on half a skirt and a top that shows off my beautiful boobs so guys fawn all over me. Or should I say my body, because guys just want in my pants and don't actually care about ME. yeah, those girls are annoying.
2) when girls say "boo". It drives me bananas.
3) when girls post a picture then put "I look so bad" as the caption. Why did you post it?
4) when girls are over possessive of their boyfriend to the point that they are no longer allowed to talk to other girls.
5) girls who are overly "nice" to everyone. it just makes me suspicious and doubt your sincerity.