1) I talk a lot. I talk to myself, I talk to my dog, I talk to my cats, I talk to my bird. I make weird noises and sing. I act really strange to try to freak my dog out, like by stopping suddenly and staring really intently at her, then frowning, not blinking, and she stops too and frowns, then I smile really big and say “ohhh tessa” and she wags her tail and her face relaxes.
2) I eat a lot. I check the fridge every 2 minutes even when I’m not hungry.
3) I floss with my hair. I’m one of 7 percent of the human population who does that.
4) I take a really long time in the bathroom because I’m making strange faces at myself in the mirror.
5) I dance. I pretend I’m really good at hip hop and sometimes I make up dances in my bedroom and then I’ll watch myself do it in the mirror and it sucks soo badly.
6) I play the “drums”, whether it be at my desk in my room, on the steering wheel of my car, or just in the air.
